From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park's savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool.
Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, aliens, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park's savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as... a loser.